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Wednesday, 16 May 2012

England squad for Euro 2012 REVIEW

England squad for Euro 2012 REVIEW:

Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Quality), Rob Green (Toothless Mong), John Ruddy (Lobbed from 40+ yards)

Defenders: Glen Johnson (Great threat to clean sheets for both teams), Phil Jones (Overhyped and out of position), John Terry (Thug), Joleon Lescott (His hair is scared of his ugly face), Gary Cahill (Solid – but probably thick as shit), Ashley Cole (Our only consistent world class player), Leighton Baines (Timid at international level)

Midfielders: Theo Walcott (Amateur), Stewart Downing (), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Adventurous – our only hope), Steven Gerrard (Predictable, stale, and past-it), Gareth Barry (Roasted against Germany), Frank Lampard (Old), Scott Parker (Tenacious), Ashley Young (Could get you a pen), James Milner (Hard working but generally uninspiring)

Forwards: Wayne Rooney (Banned for two games), Danny Welbeck (Class), Andy Carroll (Caveman), Jermain Defoe (Worth a pop from 20 yards)