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Wednesday, 16 May 2012
England squad for Euro 2012 REVIEW:
Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Quality), Rob Green (Toothless Mong), John Ruddy (Lobbed from 40+ yards)
Defenders: Glen Johnson (Great threat to clean sheets for both teams), Phil Jones (Overhyped and out of position), John Terry (Thug), Joleon Lescott (His hair is scared of his ugly face), Gary Cahill (Solid – but probably thick as shit), Ashley Cole (Our only consistent world class player), Leighton Baines (Timid at international level)
Midfielders: Theo Walcott (Amateur), Stewart Downing (), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Adventurous – our only hope), Steven Gerrard (Predictable, stale, and past-it), Gareth Barry (Roasted against Germany), Frank Lampard (Old), Scott Parker (Tenacious), Ashley Young (Could get you a pen), James Milner (Hard working but generally uninspiring)
Forwards: Wayne Rooney (Banned for two games), Danny Welbeck (Class), Andy Carroll (Caveman), Jermain Defoe (Worth a pop from 20 yards)
Cutting Edge Current Affairs Courtesy of:
Josh Ferry Woodard
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Friday, 10 February 2012
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Tuesday, 31 January 2012
According to this aerial photograph of Korea taken at night, North Korea only has one light bulb. It floats above Kim Jong-il's head constantly as he invents absolutely everything the world has ever seen. Now that he is dead the bulb still glows because the Dear Leader's intelligence transcends the limits of physicality; in life he never needed to urinate or defecate and in death he remains North Korea's official "Guiding Star of the 21st Century."
Posted by Josh Ferry Woodard at 14:20
Friday, 13 January 2012
This week market volatility has stolen the limelight, with stability and predictability forced into its jagged shadow. The latest news to shake up the currency markets has emanated from Dow Jones Newswires, it suggests that Standard & Poor’s are set to downgrade several Eurozone country’s credit rating this evening. In December S&P placed the ratings of 15 Eurozone countries on negative standby, but since then the European Central Bank has acted to try and improve liquidity through low-interest 3-year loans. Credit freezes looked to have loosened yesterday following ECB President Mario Draghi’s speech in which he lauded the LTRO loans’ positive effect.
Posted by Josh Ferry Woodard at 16:19
Wednesday, 11 January 2012
The pound has remained in close contact with the Euro today at 1.210, whilst the majors have posted significant gains in the lead-up to tomorrow’s rate decisions from the European Central Bank and the Bank of England. Both the commodity currencies – (due to improvements in the gold and oil market) and the safe haven currencies have performed well today in a strange scenario that sees investors wary of rate cuts or further quantitative easing in the European marketplace.
Posted by Josh Ferry Woodard at 17:00
Tuesday, 10 January 2012
The Pound to US Dollar exchange rate has fluctuated very slightly around the 1.547 mark today. The week began positively for equities and as a result the Dollar made some minor losses against its riskier rivals. Economic data is thin on the ground today for the pair and risk sentiment looks set to dictate the exchange rate.
Posted by Josh Ferry Woodard at 15:56
Monday, 9 January 2012
The Pound has continued its surge against the Euro with the exchange rate currently standing at 1.213. A lacklustre Franco-German press conference kicked off 2012’s ubiquitous ‘Eurozone debt crisis talks’ and managed to off-set some strong economic data released earlier this morning in Germany.
Posted by Josh Ferry Woodard at 16:33